变形金刚一 搞笑台词大全

Ratchett: [scaning Sam\'s body] The Pheromone levels in the male indicates he wants to mate with the other.

救护车(扫描萨姆的身体):他体内的荷尔蒙分泌量显示他想要个女人。

Captain Lennox: [him and his team surrounding a helicopter] Have your crew step out, OR WE WILL KILL YOU!

[Blackout transforms and attacks... ]

莱诺克斯长官(和他的军队一起包围了一架直升机):让你的驾驶员走出来,否则我们就杀了你!

(因为变形和袭击而被打断……)

Mikaela: I\'ll drive, you shoot!

迈卡拉:我开车,你开枪!

Sam \'Spike\' Witwicky: So...

Maggie Madsen: What are you here for?

Sam \'Spike\' Witwicky: I bought a car. Turned out to be an alien robot.

Glen: [whispered] Wow...!

Sam \'Spike\' Witwicky: Who knew?

萨姆·威特维奇:所以……

玛吉·麦德森:你在这里干什么?

萨姆·威特维奇:我买了一辆车,它能变形成为一个机器人。

格伦(低声说):哇哦……

萨姆·威特维奇:有谁知道为什么吗?

Barricade: Are you LadiesMan217?

Sam \'Spike\' Witwicky: Uh...

Barricade: ARE YOU LADIESMAN217?

Sam \'Spike\' Witwicky: Uh Yes! Yes!

路障:你是"LadiesMan217"(萨姆在Ebay上的帐号)吗?

萨姆·威特维奇:呃……

路障:你是"LadiesMan217"吗?

萨姆·威特维奇:呃,是的,我是!

Sam \'Spike\' Witwicky: Gentlemen... let me introduce you to my friend: Optimus Prime!

萨姆·威特维奇:先生们……让我为你们介绍我的朋友:擎天柱!

[Captain Lennox is trying to call the Pentagon while his men fight Scorponok]

Captain Lennox: I need a credit card! Epps, where\'s your wallet?

USAF Master Sgt. Epps: Pocket!

Captain Lennox: Which pocket?

USAF Master Sgt. Epps: MY BACK POCKET!

Captain Lennox: You got ten back pockets!

USAF Master Sgt. Epps: LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK!

(当他的人正在和"巨蝎怪"作战的时候,莱诺克斯长官试着给五角大楼打电话)

莱诺克斯长官:我需要一张信用卡,埃普斯,你的钱夹在哪里?

埃普斯中士:口袋里!

莱诺克斯长官:哪个口袋里?

埃普斯中士:后面的口袋里!

莱诺克斯长官:你的后面有10个口袋!

埃普斯中士:左屁股的口袋里!

[Captain Lennox is using Epps\' credit card to call the Pentagon while his men fight Scorponok]

Captain Lennox: Okay, it\'s a Visa...

International Operator: Also, sir, have you heard about our Premium Plus full service call package?

Captain Lennox: NO I DON\'T WANT A PREMIUM PACKAGE!

(当他的人正在和"巨蝎怪"作战的时候,莱诺克斯长官正使用信用卡给五角大楼打电话)

莱诺克斯长官:好的,这是信用卡……

国际接线员:先生,你听说我们关于电话捆绑式服务有超优惠的套餐计划吗?

莱诺克斯长官:不!我不需要!